santa clause is thumbin to town.

"Santa is actually an evil man who lives in the south pole, contrary to public opinion, who has enslaved the elves. He flies a sleigh, driven by haggard, rabid, deranged man eating deer, which he sets on fire with invisible flaming stuff. Thats the santa I get presents from."
A quote that I stole from my friend, Hedge, who got it from who knows where. But it made me chuckle.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.